Update

So, the most recent conversation revolving around the dead moose went something like this.

"Hey, can we make a fort out of the moose bones?"
"Yeah! That would be so super cool!"

"Uhh, guys. So you'd be sort of inside a dead moose?"

"Yeah! Wouldn't that be great?!"

"Uhhh. Maybe a Leeetle bit stinky?"

"Oh. Right. Yeah." sigh. Whisper: that would have been awesome.